OBAMA: AMERICA'S FAVORITE, REVERED, AND LOVED BIG-TIME WINNER

Obama is America’s favorite, loved and revered, big-time winner. He is so good even the Democrat senate did not support his jobs/destroy small business plan.

Obama is like a football player that runs off the sideline when his team gets the ball in their own end. He runs down the field, stands in the end zone, and calls for a pass. He is so stupid he can’t understand why he gets no pass. He cries, please, if you love me, pass me the ball. The cheerleaders, turn their backs on him because he is so damned embarrassing. The ball is worked down the field by his team mates and they don’t involve him in the play at all. He runs back to get the attention of the quarterback, getting in the way of the linesmen and other players. They shoo him away because he is a hindrance and an embarrassment. They cannot play properly and get a delay of game penalty. He is irritating and goofy. The team tries to ignore him and he tries to steal the ball from his own players, ‘Aw, c’mon guys, let, me, play."

He runs around like a dog that wants to play, tries to steal the ball, teases the players thinking he can get them to play with him, runs off the field to talk to the cameer to convince them how good he is. He sticks his head in the way of the cameras’ views of the onfield play and tries to convince the audience that he made a bigger play earlier, or that he wasn’t involved in his own team being penalized and dropping the ball when he interfered with a running play. He tries to convince the entertainment, the cheerleaders, that he is cool, and athletic, and the others are attacking him and blaming him for the terrible yardage production. They ignore him, one makes a comment about his irritating stupidity and embarrassment, and he runs away to Japan, and then Martha’s vineyard, and whines. The media says one of the artists called him a nazi and blacklists him. No evidence, in fct evidence to the contrary, but he is still attacked.

The media, however, is watching. After the game the media reports he made a good catch and contributed to his team’s win. And a small group makes posters of their hero, the best player on the field, and in the league. The small group, when faced with the fact that he never got in the game, that he has no understanding of the game and the rules, calls the detractors names and enemies of football.

In spite of all the stupidity, lack of knowledge of the game, and embarrassing interference, Barack makes a rule change. How? None of the players from either side ask if he can do that. None of the media and none of the rules governing body asks if he can do that. And the players and the teams acknowledge it. Last week after a long pass and touchdown play against is team, he made a rule that no passes over 30 yards were allowed, by the other team. Neither team nor the rules and ethics committee asked if he could make that rule, or even if it was ethical. No media asked if he had the authority to make that rule or dared question him; they know that Barack can send the extra-cash ticket collectors through the stands to collect more money from his critics. That money goes to the media that does not question him. The money he makes for his team, because they always win, pays their enormous salaries. The money he makes pays the cheerleaders. The money HE MAKES (wink) for the team buys support from his favorite sponsors, that make him into the best player of the league. The money he takes pays the other team’s salaries. In fact no team minds losing because they make money from the "money maker". The money he "earns" pays the referees. The other team realizes the playing field is not even, but they would rather be on the field earning large, LARGE salaries for doing nothing, than in the stands where any one of thousands of "revenue collectors" harass and rob the people in the stands. Obama can take the ball from anyone through any one of thousands of rule changes he has made over the years, none of his rule ever questioned , especially by the opposing teams, that never care if they win or "lose" as long as they make big bucks, and get even more on-the-side for fake endorsements of bogus products. Obama doesn’t even need to be on the field anymore to be the best player of the game because the media makes him the best. He can take a ball after the opponents make a good, "legal" pass, give it to a team mate, and then claim he scored. The media goes along with this because, well, they don’t really care for the outcome of the game when the score that matters is their financial outcome.

Last game he made a rule that the other team could not eat anything good for them, except cardboard, that he claimed was good for them. His team eats steak, potatoes and salad before the game and has gatoraid on the sidelines while the other team is forced to drink cola.

But in all this, he is an irritating non-player, that cheats for himself and for his paid supporters. How embarrassing for the spectators, forced to watch this disgusting scenario play out before their eyes every day, putting them in closer proximity to the thousands of tax collectors Obama hired to rape and plunder the spectators that are daily marched into the stadium under pressure from hundereds of government and non-government agencies, all paid for and controlled by Barack Obama, the dictator of rules, and incomes.